Panic Moon Medusa :)

Derivations of the “I got soul, but I’m not a soldier” line from “All These Things That I’ve Done.”

“I got toast, but I’m not a toaster.”

“I got ham, but I’m not a hamster.”

“I got hips, but I’m not a hipster.”

“I got ash, but I’m not an Ashley.”

“I got grand, but I’m not a Grandpa.”

“I got soul, but then I took an arrow to the knee.”

(Source: rainyones)

catt-helders:

I got soul but I’m not a soldier.
I got ham but I’m not a hamster.
I got weight but I’m not a waiter.
I got toast but I’m not a toaster.
I got post but I’m not a poster.
I got bad but I’m not a badger.
I got rules but I’m not a ruler.
I got pants but I’m not a panther.
I got ants but I’m not an antler.

(Source: mcschloemer, via dreamcity7)

A coisa mais romântica, que você vai ver hoje:

yuriamon:

(Source: troublecleft, via dreamcity7)

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

(Source: ricksanscrotum, via soufflejenna)

theelectrictalesofcharizard:

idopostmortems:

askarsenickatnep:

futrmrssnape:

itsdaisyhater:

you must reblog every sunday

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

every sunday

(via notallthewayupthemountain)

Reblog if your name’s not Rick.

monkeyhazard:

unquestionablyquestionable:

hersheykiss3s:

gonna assume that everyone who scrolls right past this is named rick

are not Rick.WHERE ARE YOU RICK!!!!!???